We all know him- his strange stance, cigar case held high, oblivious to all that is happening around him. He is the spy crab, a harmless, innocent player who is only joking around, asking you to please let him be.

I REFUSE.

Well, bad news for ya, buddy. THIS IS A WAR ZONE.

People die- innocent people!

You can’t just march in and ask for complete immunity. Where do you think you are? Some game?

I have one policy against these spy crabs:

No one is safe- not even those who plead, uselessly, for me to leave them alone.

“What are you doing man? You killed a spy crab!”

“NO MERCY.”

“Its just a spy crab! You don’t kill spy crabs!”

“NO MERCY!”

“But that’s just-”

“NO MERCY!!!”

So, if you please, drop the stupid ruse. This is not for fun. This is WAR! Don’t expect mercy from me, because you know my policy.

NO MERCY!