So, I finally got L4D, which means I have some stuff to write about. Let me summarize my first impressions in a few chioce words:
OH MY GOD ZOMBIES GET OUT OF THERE SHOOT THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL HELP WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IT HURLED ON ME OH GOD WHATS HAPPENING SHOOT THEM USE YOUR GUNS DAMMIT WHAT IS THAT THING OH ITS CLAWING ME TO DEATH OH GOD IM GONNA DIE HELP OH WHY ME OH WHY oh I died.

This is kinda what it looked like.
In other words, I had a great time. The guns have oomph, the zombies are scary enough, and the characters are well developed and easy to like. The main problem is that I was able to play through all the campaigns in a single day. In other words, it was much too short.
This is probably repeated quite often through this thing we call the internet, so I’m only going to say it once.
VALVE: HURRY THE HELL UP AND GIVE US SOME MORE CAMPAIGNS.
For those of you who don’t have it yet, I still heartily recommend L4D. If you do have it, good. Lets both hope for new maps together. Maybe it will happen. You know, eventually.
Oh, and one more thing: In versus mode, please don’t do this. It doesn’t make you cool, or smart, or better at the game. It just makes you a jerk. Play the game without exploits- it makes the whole thing much more fun for everyone. Thanks.
Edit: One more thing I want to complain about: Why can’t I see where other people’s flashlights are shining? While the beam is visible, there is no light actually produced for anyone but themselves. Being able to see by their light would make looking through small, dark rooms much easier- and you would be able to see more distinctly what they are looking at. I can’t see why Valve didn’t include this.
(Or maybe my graphics settings are wrong? Can any of you see by someone else’s light?)
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